Beware. Sometimes clowns are good, but there are stories of serious rape sessions going on after they throw a party. - South Dakota

Long mullet = strong neck. - Unknown

Just gettin' ready for a lil' workout after a very provocative masquerade through the local walmart - Indiana

Cause I can guarantee if u don't, he will with u, without ur consent of course. With legs that travel for miles, how could you deny gettin yo' nasty on with this fine purple wigged specimen? - California